Teaching the infant 2 class was pretty interesting. I had no idea what the lesson was going to be about. As I explained in the last post, I lost a bet to Kristen Brenton and now I have to teach a lesson to her class. However, she wouldn’t go into detail on what the lesson was going to be as the day approached. When I asked, she would just say that I would write down the notes that are kept in a pink Barbie notebook and talk to the kids about what they just wrote. I told Dr. Kubasko, as we walked towards the elementary school, the situation is shaping up to be wildly embarrassing. That’s when he pulled out the video camera and just started laughing. Since I didn’t know the lesson, I had this plan that I was going to tell the kids some wild story about fishing that my roommate Max told me once. What six-year-old doesn’t find a high sea adventure exciting? However, my plan was immediately shot down when we arrived when Kristen gave me the Barbie notebook and said that I had to teach the students about “average families.” I couldn’t believe it. What is this topic? I remember the night before Kristen talking about how she had to introduce the three different types of families: rich families, average families, and poor families. At the time, I told her how uncomfortable I would feel if I had to teach that information. So the joke is on me apparently. Kristen just laughs when she tells me the topic when I arrived to give the lesson. I look at Dr. Kubasko and he just has this grin on his face.
- Can afford their wants, but struggle with their needs
- Are your teachers and office workers
- Can manage their finances, but spend their money quickly
I was so close to saying, “Alright students let’s forget about average families and talk about fishing in the open ocean during a hurricane.” I really wanted to tell this story, most of it being wildly exaggerated. Instead, I decided to just roll with the situation even if I didn’t agree with the topic. So the procedure goes, I write down the line, the students copy the notes, students give me a thumbs up when they’re done, I ask the class questions, and then we move onto the next line. This is definitely not my style of teaching; however, as the lesson proceeded I found that I was having a pretty fun time. The kids were being really cute. When I would ask the kids if they were ready to move on, they would salute me and say, “Ai ai captain.” One kid kept on making these silly faces. The students loved answering questions, but to the point where they were saying things that had nothing to do with the question. One kid told me his dad was a spy who hunted bad people, while another student told me that he ran his own computer repair shop. Of course all this was captured on video. From time-to-time, I would look up and see Dr. Kubasko with the little camcorder laughing. He loved throwing me into a teaching situation I was not comfortable with. I do not envy the elementary teachers. While I had a good time teaching for 30 minutes, I can’t imagine doing that all day. It definitely takes talent to be able to bring the material down to a six-year-olds level. I have a hard enough time explaining complex biological concepts to the high schoolers.